FUCK ! ..... FUCK YOU ! .... YOU FUCK ! Now that we have your attention:

In this growing climate of intolerance and misunderstanding the egg-heads at London Toast Theatre have put together a programme to help those with concerns about the changing attitudes amongst people in today's Denmark. Danes Behaving Badly is a workshop designed to aid the teacher and company representatives to point out what is acceptable and unacceptable beyond the borders of Denmark. .

Meet the Team

Our team of experts consists of:

Professor Barrymore Higgenbotham QED. & Dip. AD.

Expert in the field of human decency and moral fibre. He is a lecturer in 'Good Old Victorian Values' at 'The European School of Politeness and Being Nice' and holds the Hygge Chair at Copenhagen University (which is jolly polite of him if someone wants to sit down).

Professor Christina Robinson-Orbison VD. & MEP.

Founder member of The Institute of Tact and Tone of Iowa. She also lectures at the European School and her fields of expertise are 'Etiquette on a Shoestring' and 'Arguments Without Tears'. She is currently working on her self-help book 'Grannies Growing Old Graciously' based on the theory that it is a question of mind over matter - "If he doesn't mind it doesn't matter"

The Lecture

During their 2 hour lecture the professors will deal with:

How to enter a room / Meeting and greeting / How to engage in polite conversation / Queueing / Swearing and what NOT to say / Drinking - both social and anti-social / Prejudice / Bullying and more intimate subjects from their books "Sex without fear", "Sex without partners" (that is of course a handbook).

"Vi synes selv vi er så høflige - det gør ingen andre" - Berlingske Tidende 23/12/2006